Filmo me barsaat me jheene kapdo me bhigti, ithlaati, hero ke saath nachti gaati heroin ko dekh kar humari shrimati ji machal uthti hai aur hume bhi machalne ko mazboor kar deti hai. Yun to humari shrimati ji bahut rangili hai, lekin khaas taur par jab mausam hariyali, barsaati aur rangeela ho tab unka romantic hona aur bhi badh jata hai.
Ek baar barsaat ki raat ko humari shrimati ji machal uthi aur hume neend se uthate huye boli..
“suno ji, mausam me bahaar hai, mujhe tumse pyar hai.”
Humne uninde awaaz me kaha, “toh?”
Shrimati ji boli.. “aise mausam me bhala kis ko neend aati hai?”
Humne kaha.. “kal office jana hai, bahut saare kaam nibtaane hai.”
Humne uninde awaaz me kaha, “toh?”
Shrimati ji boli.. “aise mausam me bhala kis ko neend aati hai?”
Humne kaha.. “kal office jana hai, bahut saare kaam nibtaane hai.”
Shrimati ji ne romantic hote huye kaha.. “Kabhi to liya karo, piya pyar ka naam.”
Humne thoda pareshan hote huye kaha.. “Pyar se pet to bharta nahi.”
Shrimati ji ne ithlaate huye kaha… “kaam to Zindagi bhar ka hai, par aisa mausam baar-baar nahi aata.”
Is baar shrimati ji ki romantic ada par hum fisal gaye, aur shrimati ji ka hath pakad kar raat ko ek baje baraste paani me ghar ki chat par aa gaye, charo taraf ghor andhera chaya hua tha aur pura sehar barsaat me shanti se naha rha tha.
Ab shrimati ji gana gaati ja rahi thi aur hum se bhi acting karne ko keh rahi thi. Pehla gaana unhone gaya..
“Aag lagi paani me… ” fir “aaj fisal jaaye to… is ke baad “jindagi bhar nahi bhulenge ye barsaat ki raat…”
Har gaane ke baad un ki aawaj tej hoti ja rahi thi aur ve free action wali hoti ja rahi thi.
Chat par jab hum dono nach rahe the, tabhi chawkidaar wahan se gujra. Use laga ki chat par koi chor chada hai, isliye usne chat par torch ki roshni fekte huye jor se siti bajayi, hume dar laga ki kahin koi naya lafda na ho jaaye, isliye humne shrimati ji se neeche chalne ko kaha.
Lekin jab chalne ko to vo taiyar nhi huyi, tab humne unhe baraste paani me neeche betha liya, thodi der baad chawkidaar aage nikal gaya.
Ab barsaat aur tez ho gayi thi, shrimati ji ne bethe-bethe hi humare seene me apna sir rakh diya aur boli.. “Aaj kuch aisa ho ki yeh waqt yahi theher jaaye, paani barastaa rahe aur hum dono yu hi bheegte rahe” isi ke sath ve jor se hans di.
Tabhi humare padosi ke ghar ki light jali aur usne chillaate huye kaha… “are, jo bhi
karna hai chupchap karo, yeh sharifon ka mohalla hai.” hum fir sehem gaye.
karna hai chupchap karo, yeh sharifon ka mohalla hai.” hum fir sehem gaye.
Raat ki bheegi huyi roshni me geele kapdo me bhigi shrimati ji kisi heroin se kam nahi lag rahi thi, sach me hum ne unko itna sundar pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha.
Tabhi ek billi kahin se aakar chat par kood gayi aur shrimati ji darr kar hum se chipkne ke liye bhagi to unke pair me moch aa gayi! Vo dard se tilmila gayi, isi ke sath unhe 2-3 cheeken aa gayi.
Ab unse chalte bhi nahi ban raha tha, isliye pura romance hawa me ud gaya tha! Humne kaha ki humare kandhe par hath rakh do aur sahara le kar neeche chalo.
Lekin vo boli.. “jara si takleef huyi to duur bhagne lage, puri jindagi kya khaak sath nibhaoge.. are goad me utha kar nahi le ja sakte kya?”
Hume bhi laga ki romantic mood ko kaharab nahi kiya jaana chahiye, isliye unhe goad me uthaya aur neeche kamre me le aaye, tab tak unhe 4-5 cheeke aur aa gayi thi.
Ab shrimati ji filmi style me boli.. “thoda aag-waag jalao, chai-paani ka intezaam karo.”
Humare ghar aag jalana mumkin tha nahi, isliye heater jala diya, aur chai banane lage, tab tak shrimati ji ka pair sooj kar dabal roti ho gaya tha aur bukhaar bhi aa gaya tha par fir bhi madam apne hi rang me rangi huyi thi, humare paas aa kar baith gyi aur hume bade pyar se niharne lagi. Fir chai taiyar ho gyi aur hum dono ne ek hi bade cup me chai pi.
Subah doctor ne nimoniya bataya aur lamba-chauda ilaaz karne ki baat kahi, hume office se chhuti leni padi. Tabhi kaamwali ramiya aayi aur boli, “Sahab ji aap ki chat par raat ko 2 baje chor chadhe the. chawkidaar aa kar bola, to mai bhi torch le kar pados ki chat par chad gayi…”
Shrimati ji ne sab jante huye bhi jigyasa dikhate huye pucha.. “fir kya hua, chor pakde gaye kya?”
Ramiya ne sharmate huye kaha… “Par aapko aur memsaab ko dekh kar wapas laut
aayi.”
aayi.”
Maine bante huye aascharya se kaha.. “Par hum logon ko to kuch maloom hi nahi hua ki kya hua.”
Is par Ramiya ne ithlaate huye kaha.. “Are sahab kyu anjaan bante ho? are, memsaab ke pair me moch, sardi, bukhar yeh sab kya kam hai! Aap logo ke chat par filmi style me masti karne par humare ilaake ke to 8-10 log dande le ke ikathe ho gaye the, tab maine unhe samjhaya”.
Jab hum andar ke kamre me shrimati ji ke liye paani lene gye, tab piche-piche Ramiya bai bhi aa gayi or boli, “sach batana sahab, kaisa laga baraste paani me chat par?” Are, hum logo ki jhuggi me chat to hoti nahi aur jhuggi ke bahar niklo to kutte damm nahi lene dete.”
Main kuch kehta is se pehle shrimati ji langdaate huye aayi or boli… “Ari o jasoos, tu kaam se kaam rakh samjhi na.”
Ramiya bai ne bhi gusse se kaha… “o memsaab, ek to chori upar se seenajori, are maine tumhe bachaya, nahi to abhi tak police thane me hoti, aur ye ankhe kisi or ko dikhana. ab ramiya bai is ghar me kaam nahi karegi.”
Shrimati ji ne bhi keh diya, “Han-han ja, waise bhi abhi teri jarurat nahi hai, sahab chutti par hai, Vo sab kaam kar lenge. Jab mahine 2 mahine me tera gussa utar jaaye tab aa jana.”
Hum soch rahe the, shrimati ji ki chit bhi meri aur patt bhi meri aur jo kuch bhugatna hai wo hum bhugte. Hum ghabra gaye, yani ab shrimati ji ki sewa ke sath-sath ghar ke kaam bhi nibtaane honge, yeh soch kar hume bhi bukhar aane laga.
Ramiya bai shrimati ji ko ankhe dikhate huye ghar se bahar ho gayi, lekin shrimati ji barsaat ke mausam ka aanand lete huye ab khatiya par pade-pade hi gun-gunane lagi – Rimjhim barse paani…
Aur hum barsaat ka lutf shrimati ji ke sang un ki sewa aur ghar ka kaam karte huye utha rahe the
